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These dudes were in for quite the surprise visit from an otter trying to escape an orca. Definitely don't see that everyday! 

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Guy Steals From Roommates, Skips Town, Loan Sharks Intervene

Kevin is a contender for the worst roommate of all time. Regardless of whether this story's real or not, the dude who shared it painted quite the picture. You've got a lazy and aimless roommate caught up in a terrible cycle of self-destructive gambling that ultimately manifests in him stealing, and being hunted down by some formidable loan sharks. If this is indeed a real story and they sent Kevin's old roommates that Christmas card with the money they were owed, that's sweeter than hot cocoa on Christmas Eve. 

Guy steals from his roommates, skips town, and then loan sharks hunt him down | r/NuclearRevenge Join u/ack1308 7d Loan Sharked This is story someone used know posted r/StoriesAboutKevin so call him Kevin. first He needed place stay, and my mate needed someone help pay rent, so he moved Apart few minor dietary habits, such as walking around house drinking chocolate milk 2L bottle and not putting back fridge as sour smell slowly grows seemed be fine.
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Tumblr User Says Fish Aren't Animals, Meltdown Ensues

This is one of those conversations that's just an absolute train wreck. We all hope that this is nothing more than a drawn out act of trolling, and that there wasn't actually any mystery around whether fish were animals or not. Truth is that there really is that level of cluelessness out in the world right now. At least we get some fails out of it. 

A funny Tumblr thread where someone says that fish aren't animals | yeezyslides dont understand why vegans keep eating salmon like thats gateway food salmonella colormipretty Vegans can eat salmon thought they couldn't eat meat or food animals
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Twitter Thread: Our Vision Systems Are Lying

Wow, that's certainly enough trippy for the day. This fun Twitter thread from @Foone shines light on some bizarre things that our eyes are (or aren't) doing. It is troubling to think about a hostile alien race showing up one day that exploits our eyes' saccades, and manages to wipe us out because we can never see them, and all along our eyes have just been taking their best guess at what's around us. Maybe they're already here. Maybe that's why we can't see them. What an eye-opening thread. 

A fascinating Twitter thread about how our eyes are deceptive cameras | foone @Foone want know something about bullshit insane our brains are? OK, so there's physical problem with our eyes move them short fast bursts called "saccades right? very quick, synchronized movements only problem is: they go all blurry and useless during this >
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Twitter Thread: Italian Family Gets Blindsided By DNA Test

This fun Twitter thread looks at an Italian family undergoing quite the shock when their DNA test results come in. Turns out they weren't so Italian after all. Well, really, not at all. This isn't the first time that we've seen a DNA test surprise folks. Check out another time a DNA test shocked a family over here.

A Twitter thread about a girl's Italian family being surprised by a DNA test | buzzfeed owes money f Follow @queenozymandias My uncle on my Italian side got one DNA tests done and turns out they're not Italian and everyone my family is having mental breakdown
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Hilarious Tweets From The Last Blockbuster

These tweets take us back to the days of VHS rentals, horrid late fees, and stocking up on all the candy at the cashier before leaving Blockbuster with enough movies to last at least a night. The Last Blockbuster might be right up there with our other recent favorite Twitter account that's all about providing updates from Jurassic Park.

A collection of tweets from the Last Blockbuster | Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster People always ask us if Die Hard is Christmas movie and our answer is always same: Please just rent something.
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Rare Insults To Spice Up The Vocabulary

We're always ready for some more rare insults that kept things clever and utterly brutal. The comments section on various YouTube videos often has a spicy gem or two from a savage silvertongue that finally crafted their perfect, rare insult after enough meticulous tinkering around. Some of these are hilariously accurate more than anything else. 

A collection of rare insults that wrecked people with words | BULL PENIS X Kommentarer 24.535 Ahaan 2 måneder siden Justin looks like he would kidnap Justin 10 years ago 10.320 41 ?50 50 SVAR | trapcard Chicken doesn't need SEASON ING scotchtapeofficial amazing he resisted temptation devour sign long enough this picture be taken, given much he loves taste cardboard
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Bad Life Pro Tips With Zero Shame

Ah, yes, some wonderful, intentionally terrible life pro tips. Just the kind of life hacks that could end up getting you in some very hot water. Or, the kind of hacks that nobody with a half decent conscience could actually use. That being said, they are ridiculous and it does make one wonder, if there is some shameless scoundrel out there getting a leg up on life by using the shortcuts that nobody with a moral compass would dare use. 

A collection of absolutely terrible life pro tips | Retweeted Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Remember: taking vegetables off double bacon cheeseburger decreases amount calories consumed
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Parents Tweeting the Weird Names Their Kids Call Things

Parents are fully aware that kids can be a real mixed bag. Sometimes kids are weird and dumb, and other times kids can be too smart for their own good. Here are tweets of parents who found their kids sayings for existing places and things that were either wildly inaccurate or strangely too accurate.

Tweets from parents about the strange and funny names their kids have for things | Broken Puppet @java_assassin My daughter just called cemetery person garden not even sure she thinks is happening there. 1:52 PM Jun 18, 2020 3K 663 people are Tweetin
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Low Budget Solutions and Fixes

Who needs an adequate replacement part when you have a whole bunch of junk lying around? These folks have made some bad but awesome low budget solutions to solve their problems without breaking the bank. Some of these low budget fixes and diy solutions are extremely bad ideas, but here they are.

low budget fixes and diy solutions | Alright everyone Let this sink moment car gear stick replaced with a glass bathroom knob | pipe with holes poked in it as a shower head
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Work Memes to Soften the Grind

As much as we love being able to eat food and sleep in a warm bed, some jobs can be tiring, frustrating and at worst, utterly pointless. So it can be cathartic to unwind with some work memes for those of us who can't stand our jobs. It seems crazy, but some people actually like their jobs, and that's still a hard one to understand.

funny memes about working | annoying co-worker won't stop talking and trying not lose. Uncle Phil Fresh Prince of Bel Air
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Vegan Girlfriend Demands Man Get Rid Of Cat

This dude's girlfriend demanded that he get rid of his cat because cats eat and kill mice. Um, let's just sit back and let that sit for a second. Okay, moving forward, this girlfriend sat down with the guy and gave him just the kind of toxic ultimatum that screams, "this isn't going to work out." She said she couldn't see a future with him unless he gave up the cat. The cat was just doing cat things. It seems like she was just too afraid to end the relationship for her own personal reasons, more than anything else. 

Guy's vegan girlfriend demands that he get rid of his cat because cats kill mice | r/relationship_advice Join u/throwRA78wdhsg 9d 1 1 My (22M) vegan girlfriend (21F) wants get rid my cat can't believe l'm about type this but here go been dating my GF 7 months. She's amazing and super compatible lot ways. She is an outspoken vegan, and she made clear at start our relationship important her any potential had similar cruelty-free values already being pescatarian, had little difficulty transitioning
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Bits Of Common Sense People Learned Late In Life

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various bits of common sense that people seemed to learn later on in life. Some of us fall through the cracks, and are unknowingly trying to navigate a confusing life that could make just a bit more sense if we'd learned some of that "common sense" earlier. 

Bits of common sense that people seemed to learn late in life | seniorTemper 6h feel so dumb but didn't know lamb baby sheep. Reply 581
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Choosing Beggars With Zero Chill

The world is filled to the brim with choosing beggars and their unyielding, wildly irrational series of demands. These folks will come out of left field, and not even bother asking for a discount; no, they'll just ask for that car or new computer or painting for free. And then, then, free might not even be cheap enough. We're not sure when the world's choosing beggars will ever give it a rest, but until then we have these moments of gross entitlement to shake our heads at. 

A series of times that choosing beggars had absolutely zero chill | Marketplace American Girl Doll 115 Label Chat Mark as Sold If no one will spend 115 will come get all 25$ everything 25? Yes if can't sell | ALL PRICES HAVE BEEN PRE-HAGGELD SHOPPING CONVENIENCE are non-profit charity and try make all prices as affordable as possible. profits our stores support building affordable homes Ada county
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This dude's dog wan't having its regular food, so he went and jazzed it up with some good old fashioned trickery. It makes the dog look dumb, but hey, human beings buy fancy bottled water on the exact same principle.

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Karen And Karen Jr. Try To Cheat School System, Get Outed

Revenge is most certainly sweet, and best served by FERPA. Karen and Karen Jr. thought that they were so sly. The mother and daughter team had worked out a system where Karen (the teacher) would pull the necessary strings to get Karen Jr. (her daughter) all the accommodations one could need to ace a test without any effort at all. Of course, cheaters never win, and someone always finds out in the end. The Karens ultimately had to pay the price for all their BS. 

Karen and Karen Jr. try to cheat the system, and get outed by Karen Jr.'s classmate | r/ProRevenge Join u/flannel_enthusiast5 6h Entitled Teacher's Kid Gets Absolutely Wrecked Hey! This is my first time posting this subreddit, but posted O r/RegularRevenge and many folks told drop here as well typically don't post anything, but felt this story too good not share also emboldened after watching some RSlash content on YouTube hope enjoy as much as did. This might take while as well. This is tale en
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